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Read Jokes about Father’s. Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say! Real fun! from ahajokes.com

10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.

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from ahajokes.com

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment.

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From: Unknown author

A man was carrying two babies, one on each arm while waiting for a train.

Along came this woman who upon seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, “Aren’t they cute, what are their names?”

The man giving the lady an angry look, replied, ” I don’t know”.

The lady asked again, “Which is a boy and which is a girl?”

The man looking angrier than before, replied, “I don’t know”.

The woman then started to scold the man, “What kind of father are you?”

The man replied, ” I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company”.

We are living in the IT time, so almost everything can be done with internet and computer. Well, I am going to talk someting about Learning English Online trends. You know, I am an English teachers, and I have been teaching English to adults for more 5 years now. I was teaching for a English Language Center in my city, but I didn’t feel that I could help more people to learn the language if I just stood around in 24 sqm classroom. So I decided to go for online teaching. Therefore,  I built up my English Learning website. My site is 2 years old now.

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Anti-virus software - A program that finds and removes viruses from a computer.

Backup - A copy on floppy disk or tape of files on a PC’s hard disk. A backup is used in case the hard disk file(s) are erased or damaged.

Bit, bytes - A bit is the smallest piece of information that computers use. For simplicity, a PC uses bits in groups of 8 called bytes (8 bits = 1 byte).

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